If Scotty wins American Idol I’m going to have to find a new show next year. There is a show on TLC called “My Big Fat Gypsy Weddings UK.” For real.
So… here are your results, America!
1. Donnie
2. Ida
3. Barb
4. Kayla
4. Don
4. Susan
7. Janet
8. Katie
8. Cindi
10. Leesa
11. Jennifer S.
12. Dad
12. Jennie
14. Jennifer O.
14. Dan
Donnie has nudged Ida out of first place. This guy should get his own show. I’ll accept possibilities for titles of this series in the comments section. Remember, “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding UK” is already taken.
Here are the people who got bonus points for having picked people in the top 3 (-.25 points subtracted for each Top 3 pick):
Picked Lauren in the Top 3
Kayla
Donnie
Susan
Ida
Janet
Katie
Picked Scotty in the Top 3
Jennifer S.
Ida
Cindi
Picked Haley in the Top 3
Donnie
Don
Barb
You will see that while no one was able to predict the entire Top 3, both Donnie and Ida picked 2 out of 3.
Friday, May 13, 2011
The Top 4 Wrestle with the Devil
James (Don’t Stop Believing): Wait a minute, was Randy in Journey? This was pretty good, but it was super short. James deserves to make it to the top three, I just hope it’s not at Haley’s expense.
Haley (What About Us): I’m not sure if Michael Jackson was the right choice for Haley. It’s a little blue but not in a bluesy Haley way. She picked it up a notch at the end, but I think she could have chosen a song that showcased HER style a little more. And UH OH she talked back to Randy. Bad move. You can tell she’s not used to being wrong. I get that.
Scotty the Body (Another Pop Country Song): Haha, Scotty said he’d kiss the grass if he got to do Homecoming Week. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? But the song. I’m sorry, I can’t get past that the lyrics in this song include the phrase, “I’m not sure I can tell you the difference between Iraq and Iran.” And yes, I feel qualified to pass judgment on people's geography knowledge now that I know that Michigan borders Ohio.
Lauren (Build it Anyway): What a great song choice. I mean, really, she could NOT have picked a better song. And her dress was gorgeous. Her hair was gorgeous. Haley is really going to have to step it up. Otherwise Lauren is going to have confetti in her hair in about three weeks.
ACK! What is that big black dot on Gaga’s face???? It looks like a caterpillar is about to crawl out of there.
Haley (I Love You): Sorry, Hale. This was a little over the top. I felt like I was at the opera. The judges liked it, but unfortunately I can’t imagine who would vote for this…
Scotty (Young Blood): Overall, this was a disgusting performance. I hate how he contorts his face and bends his shoulders back. Ew. I do love that he had to kiss his cross after talking to Lady Gaga. As soon as he said that I had a mental image of him handling snakes and speaking tongues, which I don’t think is that far from what we’ll see next week if he gets to do Homecoming Week.
Lauren (Trouble): I can’t understand why Lauren would pick this song if she didn’t want to call herself evil. I guess she and Scotty both need an exorcism after meeting with Gaga. I usually dislike Elvis songs as a rule, but she performed this one right out of the ballpark.
James (Love Potion Number Nine): The beginning was very Rocky Horror Picture Show. In fact, I get that vibe in general from James. This was a GREAT vocal. Much better than the Rocky Horror Picture Show actors at the Esquire.
Best of the Night: Lauren or James
Worst of the Night: Scotty
IN IT TO WIN IT COUNT: 2
Haley (What About Us): I’m not sure if Michael Jackson was the right choice for Haley. It’s a little blue but not in a bluesy Haley way. She picked it up a notch at the end, but I think she could have chosen a song that showcased HER style a little more. And UH OH she talked back to Randy. Bad move. You can tell she’s not used to being wrong. I get that.
Scotty the Body (Another Pop Country Song): Haha, Scotty said he’d kiss the grass if he got to do Homecoming Week. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? But the song. I’m sorry, I can’t get past that the lyrics in this song include the phrase, “I’m not sure I can tell you the difference between Iraq and Iran.” And yes, I feel qualified to pass judgment on people's geography knowledge now that I know that Michigan borders Ohio.
Lauren (Build it Anyway): What a great song choice. I mean, really, she could NOT have picked a better song. And her dress was gorgeous. Her hair was gorgeous. Haley is really going to have to step it up. Otherwise Lauren is going to have confetti in her hair in about three weeks.
ACK! What is that big black dot on Gaga’s face???? It looks like a caterpillar is about to crawl out of there.
Haley (I Love You): Sorry, Hale. This was a little over the top. I felt like I was at the opera. The judges liked it, but unfortunately I can’t imagine who would vote for this…
Scotty (Young Blood): Overall, this was a disgusting performance. I hate how he contorts his face and bends his shoulders back. Ew. I do love that he had to kiss his cross after talking to Lady Gaga. As soon as he said that I had a mental image of him handling snakes and speaking tongues, which I don’t think is that far from what we’ll see next week if he gets to do Homecoming Week.
Lauren (Trouble): I can’t understand why Lauren would pick this song if she didn’t want to call herself evil. I guess she and Scotty both need an exorcism after meeting with Gaga. I usually dislike Elvis songs as a rule, but she performed this one right out of the ballpark.
James (Love Potion Number Nine): The beginning was very Rocky Horror Picture Show. In fact, I get that vibe in general from James. This was a GREAT vocal. Much better than the Rocky Horror Picture Show actors at the Esquire.
Best of the Night: Lauren or James
Worst of the Night: Scotty
IN IT TO WIN IT COUNT: 2
Thursday, May 5, 2011
And Then There Were Four...
Wow, Lauren was about to LOSE IT when she found out she was in the bottom two. Ha! She thinks she has it in the bag. Sort of like Donnie, who is already planning how he is going to spend his five dollar winnings. I still think Ida and Barb are definite contenders!
1. Donnie
1. Ida
3. Barb
4. Kayla
4. Don
4. Susan
7. Janet
8. Katie
8. Cindi
8. Leesa
11. Jennifer S.
12. Dad
12. Jennie
14. Jennifer O.
14. Dan
1. Donnie
1. Ida
3. Barb
4. Kayla
4. Don
4. Susan
7. Janet
8. Katie
8. Cindi
8. Leesa
11. Jennifer S.
12. Dad
12. Jennie
14. Jennifer O.
14. Dan
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Songs From Now and Then
First of all, GO HALEY! I’ve picked my favorite. Let’s hope she does me proud.
How vague is this theme? One song from the past couple years and one song from “back in the day?” Haha.
James (30 Seconds to Mars): He sounds off. But nothing could top last week’s performance. I like him much better sitting on a stool than high-fiving the crowd. Overall, this was probably his worst performance. Very scream-y.
Jacob (No Air): Did it seem like he was struggling on the high notes? Randy said the notes were “sharp,” and I think he’s right. I’ve never heard this song and it just didn’t do it for me.
Lauren (Flat on the Floor): Here I go with more criticism, but this is the kind of country I really dislike. Her voice sounded pretty good, and I think Sheryl’s advice to stand in one spot was right on. And her hair looks amazing. Is it just me or could you totally see her on an episode of 16 and Pregnant?
Scotty (She’s Gone): I loved how he sounded in practice and I wish he could have kept that still control during the live performance.
Haley! (You and I): Oh my word she is fabulous. That was perfect. LOVE IT. J-Lo and Randy are HAYTERS.
James (Without You): Ohhhh, I love this song. This is the James that I loved from last week. When he does this kind of song you can really hear his talent. Wow.
Jacob (Love Hurts): Good song choice! Jimmy may have screwed Haley but he was right to tell Jacob not to sing another Luther or another gospel. Unfortunately, I think what I like about this song got buried under all the Jacob-ness.
Lauren (Unchained Melody): Okay! This is what I like to hear from Lauren. Gorgeous.
Scotty (You Were Always On My Mind): That kid looks like he could go off at any moment. I don’t trust him.
Haley (The House of the Rising Sun): Maybe it was the stool, but I LOVED the intro. I actually loved the whole thing. And she got a stand-up clap from J-Lo and Steven! Nice job, Hale! I swear I would vote if I could figure out how!
Best of the Night: Haley
Worst of the Night: Jacob
Should go Home: Jacob
Randy’s “in it to win it” count: 3
How vague is this theme? One song from the past couple years and one song from “back in the day?” Haha.
James (30 Seconds to Mars): He sounds off. But nothing could top last week’s performance. I like him much better sitting on a stool than high-fiving the crowd. Overall, this was probably his worst performance. Very scream-y.
Jacob (No Air): Did it seem like he was struggling on the high notes? Randy said the notes were “sharp,” and I think he’s right. I’ve never heard this song and it just didn’t do it for me.
Lauren (Flat on the Floor): Here I go with more criticism, but this is the kind of country I really dislike. Her voice sounded pretty good, and I think Sheryl’s advice to stand in one spot was right on. And her hair looks amazing. Is it just me or could you totally see her on an episode of 16 and Pregnant?
Scotty (She’s Gone): I loved how he sounded in practice and I wish he could have kept that still control during the live performance.
Haley! (You and I): Oh my word she is fabulous. That was perfect. LOVE IT. J-Lo and Randy are HAYTERS.
James (Without You): Ohhhh, I love this song. This is the James that I loved from last week. When he does this kind of song you can really hear his talent. Wow.
Jacob (Love Hurts): Good song choice! Jimmy may have screwed Haley but he was right to tell Jacob not to sing another Luther or another gospel. Unfortunately, I think what I like about this song got buried under all the Jacob-ness.
Lauren (Unchained Melody): Okay! This is what I like to hear from Lauren. Gorgeous.
Scotty (You Were Always On My Mind): That kid looks like he could go off at any moment. I don’t trust him.
Haley (The House of the Rising Sun): Maybe it was the stool, but I LOVED the intro. I actually loved the whole thing. And she got a stand-up clap from J-Lo and Steven! Nice job, Hale! I swear I would vote if I could figure out how!
Best of the Night: Haley
Worst of the Night: Jacob
Should go Home: Jacob
Randy’s “in it to win it” count: 3
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Top 6 Elimination Night
So Ida has replaced Barb as Donnie's rival for the top spot. The reason is that she has predicted all of the top 5, which is really impressive. Donnie can't even make that claim--he is getting all of his points for predicting Pia's early exit.
Here it is:
1. Donnie
1. Ida
3. Barb
4. Kayla
4. Susan
6. Don
6. Leesa
8. Janet
8. Cindi
10. Dad
10. Jennie
10. Katie
13. Jennifer S.
13. Jennifer O.
13. Dan
Here it is:
1. Donnie
1. Ida
3. Barb
4. Kayla
4. Susan
6. Don
6. Leesa
8. Janet
8. Cindi
10. Dad
10. Jennie
10. Katie
13. Jennifer S.
13. Jennifer O.
13. Dan
The Top 6 Sing Carole King
Jacob (Oh No Not My Baby): First, I like his outfit. I would like to see more people where sweater vests under plaid sport coats. And I think this was a good song choice because it really highlighted his vocal skills. He was able to get high and low and throw in a little doo wop. One of his best. I’m a little worried that it might be a little too old fashioned for people young enough to figure out how to vote on Idol. For the record, I can’t figure out how to vote.
Lauren (Where You Lead I Will Follow aka the Gilmore Girls theme song): Having only heard this on the intro to the Gils I liked getting the chance to hear the verses. And I liked it with Lauren’s country twang. She’s going to win. Watch.
I also liked how Ryan tried to accuse the innocent 19 year old who got pulled out of the audience of having an inappropriate relationship with a minor.
Haley and Casey Duet (I Feel the Earth Move): They really bring out the best in each other. And I thought it was hysterical when Steven called Casey “Weird Beard.” My sense of humor is very sophisticated.
Scotty (You Got a Friend): Okay, I’ve been on down on Scotty since he sang Baby Lock Them Doors three times in a row, but this was pretty good. I think Jimmy and Babyface gave him the right advice when they said to lose the Scotty voice and soften it up. Much better.
James (Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow): So before our DVR even caught up with James we had gotten three texts saying how good he was going to be. Dad’s just said “Shut up.” So obviously James had a lot to live up to. And WOW, it was awesome. Until Donnie ruined it in the middle of the chorus by accusing me of eating his last gingersnap. He said, “You ate my snap!” and made me open my mouth to show him I didn’t.
Lauren and Scotty Duet (On the Roof): This was corny as heck and I wish they hadn’t sang it. It spoiled the good vibes I was feeling towards Scotty.
Casey (Hidee HO?): I know Casey can sing because he did it at the beginning of this song. He did a good job, too. Unfortunately, he stopped singing at about 20% through the song and just growl-talked his way through the rest. Enough of the growling!
Haley (Beautiful): I want to apologize for not respecting her Adele last week. I watched it again and it was much better than I had originally thought. This week was solid. I really like her and if I had to pick a favorite it would be her, although I’m constantly worried she is going to be sent home.
James and Jacob Duet (I’m Into Something Good): Egh. The only thing that could make this more awkward is if Ryan makes some snarky comment about J-Lo's legs. Oh wait. Here it comes. Yup. Totally awkward.
Best of the night: James, Scotty
Worst of the Night: Casey
Will probably go home: Jacob
Lauren (Where You Lead I Will Follow aka the Gilmore Girls theme song): Having only heard this on the intro to the Gils I liked getting the chance to hear the verses. And I liked it with Lauren’s country twang. She’s going to win. Watch.
I also liked how Ryan tried to accuse the innocent 19 year old who got pulled out of the audience of having an inappropriate relationship with a minor.
Haley and Casey Duet (I Feel the Earth Move): They really bring out the best in each other. And I thought it was hysterical when Steven called Casey “Weird Beard.” My sense of humor is very sophisticated.
Scotty (You Got a Friend): Okay, I’ve been on down on Scotty since he sang Baby Lock Them Doors three times in a row, but this was pretty good. I think Jimmy and Babyface gave him the right advice when they said to lose the Scotty voice and soften it up. Much better.
James (Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow): So before our DVR even caught up with James we had gotten three texts saying how good he was going to be. Dad’s just said “Shut up.” So obviously James had a lot to live up to. And WOW, it was awesome. Until Donnie ruined it in the middle of the chorus by accusing me of eating his last gingersnap. He said, “You ate my snap!” and made me open my mouth to show him I didn’t.
Lauren and Scotty Duet (On the Roof): This was corny as heck and I wish they hadn’t sang it. It spoiled the good vibes I was feeling towards Scotty.
Casey (Hidee HO?): I know Casey can sing because he did it at the beginning of this song. He did a good job, too. Unfortunately, he stopped singing at about 20% through the song and just growl-talked his way through the rest. Enough of the growling!
Haley (Beautiful): I want to apologize for not respecting her Adele last week. I watched it again and it was much better than I had originally thought. This week was solid. I really like her and if I had to pick a favorite it would be her, although I’m constantly worried she is going to be sent home.
James and Jacob Duet (I’m Into Something Good): Egh. The only thing that could make this more awkward is if Ryan makes some snarky comment about J-Lo's legs. Oh wait. Here it comes. Yup. Totally awkward.
Best of the night: James, Scotty
Worst of the Night: Casey
Will probably go home: Jacob
Thursday, April 21, 2011
The Top Seven Minus One
I was surprised to see Stefan-o leave. Here is why: he was the only male contestant who is somewhat attractive. True. I think he’ll be okay though because I just heard that Snooki posted a Craigslist ad looking for somebody to sublet her room on the Joisey Shore.
Barb has joined Donnie in the #1 position.
1. Donnie
1. Barb
3. Susan
3. Ida
3. Kayla
6. Don
6. Leesa
8. Janet
8. Cindi
10. Jennie
10. Katie
12. Dad
12. Jennifer S.
12. Jennifer O.
12. Dan
Barb has joined Donnie in the #1 position.
1. Donnie
1. Barb
3. Susan
3. Ida
3. Kayla
6. Don
6. Leesa
8. Janet
8. Cindi
10. Jennie
10. Katie
12. Dad
12. Jennifer S.
12. Jennifer O.
12. Dan
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